We are sorry for the delay, somebody will be with you shortly.
On hold again, to the bank.
My career is on hold.
Studying for a job I don’t want.
Because I need to be good at something.
I’m good at being on hold, but know one needs me for that.
How can I help you?
I hate hearing it, and I hate saying it.
You can help me by not answering, leave me on hold.
At least I can do nothing and still be working.
When you answer I have to speak. When I speak it reminds me I have a shit job.
And don’t call me.
You don’t want my help anyway.
I’m very sorry for answering your call.
For taking you off of hold.